shouldnt have gone there but did

Mephiss · 01-23-2010, 10:07 AM

I woke up the other day and the wife was complaining about having trouble with her right ear. I naturally asked what was up so she explained/complained for 30 mins how it wont pop and she is hearing funny. Being the man I am I told her at was simple physics- she slept on her ear and the pressure has not equalized, thus the ear drum not functioning right. I went on to tell her to plug her nose and blow air into her head to equalize the pressure and the ear will pop and life will be great.
She plugged her nose and went to blow, she said it didnt work and thats where the trouble came in.
Yes I had to go there, I told her sorry that it does not work for blondes and went back to watching TV. She steps in frount of my program (big mistake) and asks what do i mean "it dont work for blondes" Yes here is where the problem came, I told her it was simple physics "Blondes do not have the lung volume to properly pressurize the cylinder on there shoulders and there for the ear will not pop.
Believe it or not she got mad at me.

Brett · 01-23-2010, 10:44 AM

bwahahahahahahahha

Heilkupcakes · 01-23-2010, 11:11 AM

HAHAHAHA thats amazing mephiss. I applaud you.

Zabiba · 01-23-2010, 01:27 PM

Did you tell her she had a fat ass when she stomped out of the room too?

Beefee · 01-23-2010, 07:27 PM

Excellent

Kersh · 01-26-2010, 09:29 AM

Well played.

01-23-2010, 10:07 AM	#1
Mephiss The Choir Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 384	shouldnt have gone there but did I woke up the other day and the wife was complaining about having trouble with her right ear. I naturally asked what was up so she explained/complained for 30 mins how it wont pop and she is hearing funny. Being the man I am I told her at was simple physics- she slept on her ear and the pressure has not equalized, thus the ear drum not functioning right. I went on to tell her to plug her nose and blow air into her head to equalize the pressure and the ear will pop and life will be great. She plugged her nose and went to blow, she said it didnt work and thats where the trouble came in. Yes I had to go there, I told her sorry that it does not work for blondes and went back to watching TV. She steps in frount of my program (big mistake) and asks what do i mean "it dont work for blondes" Yes here is where the problem came, I told her it was simple physics "Blondes do not have the lung volume to properly pressurize the cylinder on there shoulders and there for the ear will not pop. Believe it or not she got mad at me.

01-23-2010, 10:44 AM	#2
Brett The Choir Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 451	bwahahahahahahahha __________________

01-23-2010, 11:11 AM	#3
Heilkupcakes The Choir Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 39	HAHAHAHA thats amazing mephiss. I applaud you. __________________

01-23-2010, 01:27 PM	#4
Zabiba The Choir Join Date: May 2008 Location: Simi Vallley, CA Posts: 817	Did you tell her she had a fat ass when she stomped out of the room too? __________________ -Members of the marine family Kogiidae will release a cloud of luminescent waste when alarmed to distract an intruder or predator "I would be distracted by 'glow-in-the-dark poop too!"

01-23-2010, 07:27 PM	#5
Beefee Officers Join Date: May 2008 Location: GB, Wiscompton Posts: 2,713	Excellent __________________ LOL ALT SIG SPAM

01-26-2010, 09:29 AM	#6
Kersh The Fahj Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 572	Well played. __________________

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